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My name is Marcus Aurelius - I used to be a Roman emperor but then I woke up here in this distant land. The same must have happened to you :(
I must admit I am quite lonely here in this strange land, I'm happy to have you as company.
I see strange colors and hear stranger sounds in this place, but there is this potion called "Iced Tea" I wish I can take this back to Rome.
Ah yes that reminds me, how is my Empire doing without me? I hope all is well...
I miss being an Emperor, now over here I must sell T shirts and hoodies to strange beings for gold otherwise I cannot buy this "Iced Tea."
I love this Iced Tea so much I called my brand Iced Tea Hahahahah....
Tell me fellow traveler, where are you from? Can we be friends? We can talk to each other over something called "Electronic Mail" or Email for short. If only I had this back in Rome, we sent actual people like you to send messages...
Why don't you give me your "Email" so we can always be friends? I can share stories and songs with you, maybe specials on my goods and I promise I wont overwhelm you... What do you say?